One thing us ajnabi (foreigners) joke a lot about is the fact that it is extremely difficult to accomplish even a small task here in Amman. And really, its hard. Especially for Type-A, busy-bee, check your watch mid-conversation, Americans….like myself.
As of late, my “small tasks” have been to go to the Post Office to pick up two packages as well as to pay my phone bill. For two weeks, something kept getting in the way of going to either office – most recently, the Eid break. BUT today, Halloween, I knew enough was enough. I had Halloween packages waiting for me… and I did not want my phone to turn off on me. So, I committed to an early and productive morning before I met with my Language Partner at 11:30.
Now, back in Acton.. doing both of these things is easy: picking up a package just requires a 5 min drive to the Post Office and paying a phone bill is done quickly online.
It is oh so different here.
To start, my early morning wake up at 7 am failed… because although I set my Apple I Touch alarm for 7 am, I had forgotten that Jordan cancelled Day Light Savings’ time change last Friday. Yes, that’s right. The Jordanian PM cancelled Day Light Savings’ time … with no notice/media or apparent reason. Sooooo even though Apple technology THOUGHT it was 7 am, it was really 8 am because the Jordanian Prime Minister did not inform Apple (and again, for that matter, any of the country’s people) that the time change of 1 hour was cancelled this year. If I could give you a picture of Jordanian politics in a nutshell this would be it. It is just as ridiculous as it sounds.
So anyway, I started the day – already 1 hour late.
First move —–> I decided to go to the Post Office and get my package. I did not bring my package slip, just my passport, assuming that they could just look me up in the system… Silly! It would be prudent to remember that even at Fairfield, the Package lady got mad at me when I did this. But c’mon, this is the Jordan post and I had already left without my slip..
So I tried my luck. The Office (nice guys, poor system) dug through millions of slips of paper (no computer service) looking for “Julianne” or “Whittaker” … but nothing turned up. Frustrated, but warmed by how kind the staff was, I left with plans to return later.
My next stop was across town to pay my phone bill. I had received a text message 2 weeks prior, telling me I owed 13 JD, and I was nervous about my tardiness in paying. But after I met the teller and tried to pay, she informed me that I had already pre-paid the 13 JD they billed me for. The invoice just gets sent out automatically, regardless of any pre-payments. So…. time wasted? –> glass half full: one mission accomplished..
Anyway, so it was still only 10:45.. and I was free until 11:30 – when I had to go to the northeast of Amman (University of Jordan) to meet my Language Partner. So I thought, hey, I’ll go back to the center with this Package Slip (retrieved from home on route) and get my stuff. “That should be easy!” —> false.
Even at 10:45 in the morning, the traffic in Amman is miserable. There are too many cars and too many people everywhere… my taxi CRAWLED to downtown. Finally, it was 11:20 and even though we were only 5 minutes away from the Post Office, I told my taxi driver.. just turn around, take me to my meeting at UJ. “mashnoon!” (crazy!) he told me. But what could I do? My meeting was in 10 minutes!
Yet then my friend Teresa called me. As it turns out, when she went to get one of HER packages, the Post Office asked her to contact me (all ajnabi in Jordan must know each other!). They had my packages ready! Soooo al hamdulileh, I asked my taxi to wait for me – just while I ran upstairs to get the packages and come down to dash to my meeting.
ROOKIE move. Because “ready” is a relative term here. Ready means they are half located — but you still need to go to 6 different windows, talk to 6 different staff, and jump through a few more hoops to get your stuff.
Nshkur allah li Teresa though – thank god for her! She recognized my visible frustration and convinced the Post Office to let her “pretend to be me” (gave her the Passport # , etc) and get my stuff …. And of course, THAT technicality is no problem .. So I dashed off, and she waited to get my packages from the depths of the Post Office bureaucracy. An angel.
I then dashed out to the patient taxi driver… who had a great laugh at my expense and took me as fast as he could all the way across town to UJ for my meeting. We battled more traffic for 15 minutes until I finally arrived full of apologies, 45 minutes late, to my Language Partner.
SO! There you have it. Trials of Life in Amman. I accomplished…. 1.5 things? no things? nothing by myself? and definitely nothing in a normal way!
But hey, what can we do?
I am so much more laid back in Amman. This is why.